All 7 movie Reviews

Osama's Death Photo Osama's Death Photo

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Gross, but fitting

That was truly, horribly disgusting!! Good job.

Well-done animation, and it made a great point when putting the team's actions in perspective of 9-11, especially on an important day like this. How can someone like OBL possibly expect any mercy from us, let alone from a SEAL?

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Box Man (Re Uploaded) Box Man (Re Uploaded)

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not bad

Not a very ambitious project, of course, but if this is your second animation, you're on the right track. The cheap nature of the cartoon does not imply lack of talent; it implies lack of time and resources (a problem that virtually everyone seems to run into).

It's okay, but not great. Keep in mind, at NG you should aim for great!

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How the World Did Not End How the World Did Not End

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

The End? Not hardly

Great idea. But stick figure drawings have only limited appeal, so don't expect a perfect score.

You're right on about inspiring new content. Not just Camping but all of the so-called "left behind" folks who blew their life savings should appear in parody cartoons. Yet more proof that truth is stranger (and dumber) than fiction.

Speaking of games, what about a game where you have to defend the world from the zealots who failed to ascend on the 21st? Have you considered that?

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raremasta responds:

Lmao! That's a funny idea for a game. however, the one im working on now has nothing to do with non-ascending Fanatics lol. But it's definitively considerable, I wouldn't be surprise if its no made yet :)

Fisthead vs. Pinata Fisthead vs. Pinata

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Whoa. This cartoon was much too mindlessly gory.

Which is precisely why I'm giving it a great rating. Not perfect, though, because the line drawing was a tad sloppy.

In addition to the animation, this cartoon has decent writing, making fun of the typical comic-book hero/villain dynamic.

I'm still somewhat mystified why a pinata would bleed. But I suppose it's also perfectly normal for it to be talking and walking around and attracting babes. The point is that this cartoon succeeds all around in humor.

The cartoon has potential with the whole "fist" schtick. I imagine we'll be seeing a lot more of it with future cartoons...

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Random BS Collection '11 Random BS Collection '11

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

It's BS, all right

It seems like the author is somewhat talented, but there's a reason this shouldn't be posted to a portal where people expect to be impressed.

The Flash cartoons are a bunch of short, random, nonsensical, BS, and not at all entertaining. I suppose I shouldn't complain, given the title, but I was expecting a lot more.

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RobertClock responds:

Because 'Rob Clock's Assorted Bullshit Collection' implies top tier entertainment.

Stars: Death Stars: Death

Rated 3 / 5 stars


I was expecting to see a more violent death of a star, such as the Red Giant exploding and taking out the yellow one, but I suppose that wasn't really the point of the cartoon.

The point is, this is one of those rare educational Flash cartoons. Not that entertaining, but what they presented about stars was factual, so you might just learn something by watching this.

The animation was decent, but the cartoon was rough around the edges. Next time, be sure to put more effort into the voice-over; it was kind of sloppy. Also, proofread! If you're going to be educational, bee shure too hav corect spelig. It shows!

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Drugs, drugs, drugs! Drugs, drugs, drugs!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Disgusting! Horrible!

I love it!

Remember when Nancy Reagan told us "Just Say No?" If you are too young to remember, it was a ridiculously ineffective way to stop kids from doing drugs. Mostly, because it was Nancy Reagan who said it.

This cartoon would have been much more effective in the '80s than the entire "Just Say No" campaign!

BillyNapalm responds:

I dunno, weird hairy puppets with giant lips flailing around to anti-drug songs was pretty effective to me. At least in keeping me away from puppets, that is.